Perisher Blue Opening (Featuring the Hair)

The well-oiled, money making machines known as Australian Ski Resorts opened their virgin slopes up to those far too willing to hand over $110 to ride t-bars and pomas in crowded early season slope. We joined in with the rest of the suckas and made our way up to Australia’s main resort – Perisher Blue. Awaiting us where Rival Snowbro filmer gangs all battling it out with an array of filming apparatus to secure the title of having the first Australian edit out for 2012. We beat them , so fuck ya – end of story

Here’s a bunch of kooks trying to be like Mike Rav but falling way short in a place that makes better pies than ski resorts – known as Australia. You didn’t think we had snow? We don’t, Man-made baby. Man-Made.– Louis Macindoe, official Yobeat Aussie correspondent.

39 replies
  1. uncle sam
    uncle sam says:

    fuck you yobeat
    we don’t care about euro-rave europe or kangaroo australia
    give some edits from the good ‘ol motherland USA
    snowboard capitol of the universe
    land of the fucking free

     
  2. Tim Horton
    Tim Horton says:

    oh shit. don’t start this shit again. can’t we all just enjoy a double double and be friends?

     
  3. FUCK UNCLE SAM
    FUCK UNCLE SAM says:

    Jerm’s Mom has never left the USA and can’t even locate his own country on a world map…….wait what’s a world map?……ohhhh sheeeet there is a mcdonalds nom nom nom

     
  4. uncle sam
    uncle sam says:

    @jerm’s mom thanks socialist neighbor.
    north america friends 4 life!
    vermont still has better syrup though

     
  5. The View
    The View says:

    id rather watch the whalecock / whale fucking video clip on thrasher. learn how to hit jumps you pussies! fuck you

     
  6. assbury
    assbury says:

    Its funny how the first day your always throwing hams, then the rest of the season your just kinda slouched and soul riding

     
  7. wtf
    wtf says:

    well on the plus side this is the first time i’ve seen aussie snowboarding that wasn’t a bunch of skittle-clad widestance bros doing ugly doubles

     
  8. FUCK UNCLE SAM
    FUCK UNCLE SAM says:

    Didnt you hear? Big Hugs chug victoria bitter at the end of each lap!….fucking legends…then we root the dead kangaroos on the drive home….fucking gangster shit!

     
  9. KC KYLE
    KC KYLE says:

    it was a nice edit, i thought the pube waas the topping on the cake. one might assume the camera man just finished filming a euro porno, cause according to the playful euroVSafuckingmerica post, they all have hairy pussys which was admitted by several euros

     
  10. Mick Fanning
    Mick Fanning says:

    nothing better than fucken dead kangaroos, rippen VB’s, and copping lefts at the pier… that hair on the lens is 10x better than jerms mum, the big hug lads be going deeeeeep!

     

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