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Fuck Yeah Energy Drink Invades the Snowboard World

Fuck Yeah Energy Drink, in partnership with LED Snowboard Dudes, is officially in the snowboard game! Why? Because we love to get zany extreme and see the future of snowsports unfolding before our eyes! From boards with super phat-dope LED lights to bouncy boards, high flying new stunts like the 1260 tripple flipper and Red Bull (Ew gross, it’s made with bull semen drink Fuck Yeah instead it tastes like neon sludge straight from heaven) doing their Kray-Z movies with choppers and stuff we’ve noticed two extreme trends in the making. One, the youth are innovating and progressing extreme snowboarding like never before, and two, soul-shred old brodawgs are making the gear to make it all happen. So let’s kick things off, find out what the future holds according to you, and never ever make it a reality!

Thanks bros and babes! Fuck Yeah Energy Drink will use this to make the perfect marketing campaign to take extreme to the extreme. Enjoy Fuck Yeah Energy Drink at all zero of the stores it’s sold!

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