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Rejected Edits

Teasers, season edits, these are the types of things that are supposed to be all the bangers from the last couple of months. If this is what you devoted your season to, well, better luck next year.

Look Mom Files vol. 2: C-

You clearly spent a lot of time watching edits this winter. Got the pull back, push in tight angle down. I felt like I was watching a shitty version of TMBTP. But maybe that’s what you were going for.

Salty Saturday: D


This is one of those times when you just shouldn’t film yourselves. Unless of course your trying to bore someone to sleep.

Shark week! D

Grey pants and red pants should go somewhere and jerk each other off over stance widths thus eliminating them from being in this edit and having to be seen by anyone.

Sorry for the wait (part1): C

Let’s be honest, who are you really apologizing to for having to wait for this? My guess is you came up with this title because your mom was yelling at you to stop playing computer games and to do your chores. Listen to your mom, stop making shitty edits, do your chores and don’t make part 2.

Spirit Mountain 2012: D

You guys did a pretty good job of showing off this new style I like to call the “high shoulder.” It looks kind of like you went out in the cold and you didn’t wear enough clothes so your shrugging your shoulders up all the time to stay warm. See :26 for one example. Aside from that, you’re not that good either, keep trying.

Spring Break at Big White: D-

This edit blew me away. I didn’t think it possible in one season but it has happened. The Flipping Bird crew has people trying to be like them. You guys were pretty spot on. P.s. watch the first clip and turn the volume up.

XXX Lap Shred feat. Big Dick Paz: F

Holy hell. I thought our dub step was bad. For anyone out there that bitches about dub step you have to try and watch this. What kind of sick fuck actually likes this kind of music or edit?

Swaggalina: D-

Maybe this is sick wherever you’re from. But I can assure you in the US it’s not.


Getting Squirrely at Keystone

Your attempts as being cool and drinking while doing moves are sad. All you did was prove you’re not good at snowboarding drunk, either.

March and April: C-

All GoPros should come with a disclaimer, “ownership and usage of this device does not mean you should make and publish edits.” Congrats, you made another shitty summit county spring break go pro edit.

Brock Mogensen: C

This edit is just awesome. Most of the time I just take solo edits and put them in the Peoples Court bank but you’ve got something crazy going on with your body and style. What the fuck are you doing out there? So much movement, its like you have little to no control over yourself.

Nasty SLugz X Buck Hunters @ Shredstock: C-

The Loonatics called, they want you to stop riding their dicks with your wannabe style.

yeah!!! the teaser: D

NOOO!!! The verdict.

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  • http://www.whatcoast.blogspot.com boardjumpz

    XXX edit was hilarious! Random drawings of dicks and the craziest music/editing

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  • lol

    for anyone that wants to know, that’s rav’s little cousin in the look mom edit. prepare for the hate jerm!

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  • Panther

    yeah!!! the teaser, Brock Mogensen, March and April, Swaggalina, XXX Lap Shred all were bad and deserved to be rejected. The other edits were not that bad. Get the Yobeat staff what they want, some X Games highlights.

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  • Panther

    I forgot to mention shark week was horrible also

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  • camron

    all about them urban lifestyles for the park edit

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  • ChurrBoy

    Stu Wozniak in 2 rejected edits.Congrats.Atleast Nightmares down??

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  • Bret Guild

    Yeaaaahhhhhhh!

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  • http://www.bangbus.com brazzers

    these are third-person embarrassing

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  • Kenny D

    YEAAAAAAAA THE VIDEO

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  • kedo

    You should sponsor brock. Hes like the Gallagher of snowboarding.

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  • lionel hutz

    juicy j is the biggest snowboard trend of 2012. snowboarders are such sheep now

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  • Tony Danza

    did anyone else catch the shadow shaka in the brock mogensen video? hahahahahahahahaha

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  • Young Curti$

    Jerm is sleeping on YEAH!!! the video

    better wake up

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  • Tom Wallisch

    nigchusett is for queers

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  • tits

    yeah wtf jerm some them sucked but def not
    SPirit Mountain 2012
    or
    yeahhhh

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  • JERM

    what thw FUCK jerm did u even watch the spirit mtn 2012??

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  • asssss

    if u put juicy j or music jerm dont like he will trash it

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  • goose

    March and April, right when the bitch slapped his legs at :10 I stopped watching

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  • YOU SERIOUSLY DONT UNDERSTAND

    HOW MUCH I WANTED TO 360 OUT WITH MY NEW RED SNOW PANTS ON!

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  • wtf

    squirly at keystone was pretty sick. switch back 3 on was rediculous

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  • OH SAMA!!!!

    “Spirit Mountain 2012″ u for real jerms?

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  • reject

    people with red pants are cool

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  • magoo

    i liked those fences on the jump decks in that dick movie

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  • http://jermsgerms.blogspot.com/ jerm

    did you watch spirit 2012? it sucks. the dudes are all over the place pulling shit out of their asses.

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  • ………………..

    why does every edit have to have shitty rap in it?

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  • OH SAMA!!!!

    yeah i watched it and pulling dope shit out there asses

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  • wow

    In Swaggalina I was all “this isnt that bad, hardways backside two seve…… fuck this shit”

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  • YOU DONT UNDERSTNAD

    apples not in jail

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  • matt

    getting squirrely the intro guy was a faggot. but that stu kid put some heat down. same with the other kid

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  • jerm

    is gay

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  • http://www.bigdirties.com Jerm’s Mom

    You did good Jerm.. You did good

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  • Jerm’s Dad

    Its a family reunion.

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  • we are above jerm

    i heard jerm doesn’t have a soul

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  • Sam

    I miss critters

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  • tripoddickbag

    no grade for getting squirrelly?

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  • Sj

    Yeah the video is gonna blow minds

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  • Shrek Life…

    Fuck I made rejected edits, humping a board :(

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  • weasel

    i can’t stop laughing at brock, he looks like a cartoon character

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  • Lorenzo

    What’s it going to take for Look for mom to not get rejected? Backflip off..what!?

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  • Rick

    Jerm shops at Target for the Shaun White clothing

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  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr30Uwk-XnQ&list=FLF8Mbz6SnzM-U2TA9v3BXaA&index=8&feature=plpp_video Schleg! likes Montana

    In what world does Yeah! look good? Shitty filming, sloppy riding, and skiers… enough said.

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  • istayhigh

    quit defending the spirit edit ya goons, we know you’re the kids who made it. sure there were some good tricks, but the majority was garbage.

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  • http://jnepnation.blogspot.com JNEPNATION

    FUCK YOU JERM. YOU KNOW GOD DAMN WELL THAT DUBSTEB SNOWBOARDING IS A GOOD ASS REJECT. FUCK

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  • ghetto blaster

    im sorry but that first video was a banger

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  • Teddy

    squirrely in the park was filmed in 3 days an i put the edit together in 45 minutes…..

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  • PAZ Edit

    Yez we make it on Yobeat finally!

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  • steamy mcqueef

    sorry for the wait was sick, pretty good tricks i don’t understand why you would reject that one

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  • matt

    Teddy:
    Above, i went out of my way to say that your video wasnt horrible. but then you have to come onto the comment boards like a fuckin pussy and try to explain yourself and justify your video. bad look dude, now everyone knows your a bitch

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  • Hey Jerm

    I bet at 1:25 in “march and april” you wish the guy had gone for a 270 out along with the switchup, because then it would have been a K-fed and you like skiing because you’re a homophobe

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  • Minty Shorn

    The Spirit Mtn. edit didn’t deserve a D-. It was actually pretty sick, so fuck you Jerm. However, there were some repeated tricks and it could have been edited down. There were also a few zeaches and sketchy landings sprinkled in. Aside from that, those guys were pretty good.

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  • spencer

    sw back 3 on? holy

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  • wtf

    teddys got the fire

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  • http://mCtrashyhobag Kai

    again….

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  • XXX Lap Shred…Big DICK PAZ

    Is just a 1 run FUN Edit with german Dick suck Fuck in your ass Dub step penis rap :)))))
    nothing serious you bitches 😀
    cheers from fuckin austria
    starpissnes.com

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  • upstatemike.

    2012…THE YEAR OF THE WRIST ANGLE.

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  • Teddy

    hahaha @matt got me some views im stoked! quit hatin an go shred while you can

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  • Lorenzo

    Hey I like the pull back, push in style Jerm…

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  • Your Mother

    MATT TURNER IS A BITCH!

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  • $ex Money

    Sorry for the wait was sick except that the music was like shitting razor blades.

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  • Torstein

    I like dubstep

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  • http://jnepnation.blogspot.com Floyd Pinkerton

    i support them jnepnation niggas and everything they do. jerm, they deserve a reject.

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  • YAWWN

    jerm just wait for YEAH the movie to drop in its entirety

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  • Greg D

    Jeremiah paquette stop sippin the hateraide man… in my past experience people who go out of their way to make fun of others usually have something they hate about themselves. go get laid man sounds like it could do u some good..

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  • Greg D

    is paquette french? that would make sense, frog niggas get stomped in the 914

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  • real

    i feel like some of the kids can actually ride they just suck dick at buying glass bongs and making edits. who the fuck films a bong rip when the bong has a metal stem and bowl? fucking fags. thats why the edit should be rejected, i dont think their copying at all

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  • http://jermsgerms.blogspot.com/ jerm

    @Greg D, thats why im so good at this. the only thing i love more than putting people down is myself.

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  • Cam

    Ya’ll go fuck yourselfs, shark week was poppin off!!!!!!!!!! get at me. p.s jerm, i fucked your mom!

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  • alfstewart

    Kid with the capita in look mom actually wasnt that bad

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  • jerms sister.

    nice bong

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  • hithere

    what the fuck.. i saw alot of okay/good riders, do you have to be a pro so your trick seems cool and so some retard apeshits over the edits those poor guys did with good attentions of spreading fun.
    everyone should make a video if they want to, i want to see some shredits of “jerms” or what the fuck his name is. sorry for my bad spelling, peace

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