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Creature’s Court: Opossum vs Crow

There’s an awful lot of voting going on ’round these parts lately, so we figured for this week People’s Creature’s Court, we better give you something you could care about more than a Republican Presidential primary. So which creature do you feel like really captured the essence of snowboarding better?

Ratatouille the Opossum

The Russian Crow

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  • $ex Money

    Opossums got way more swag

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  • Jordan

    Thar crow needs to tighten up his crazy arms, my vote goes to that opossum

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  • Oatmeal

    Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

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  • OatMeal

    rollin down the windows

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  • Doop

    Possum should be disqualified hes sponsored

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  • Herpderp

    The opossum is just a park rat. The crow is a much more core rider. He had street and back country in his edit as well. Way better than that park porn the opossum was feeding us.

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  • crowboi

    the crow actually hikes his hits, where the dumb possum doesnt even know whats going on

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  • yeahbut

    yeah but the opossum has next years street wear already

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  • poopsauce

    USA

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  • tBow

    what about the turkey anyone seen that?

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  • kaD

    the crow seems having way more fun than the dressed up opossum doll.
    also the opossum has a burton sticker, and the crow a selfmade shred stick :) crow is core!

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  • Timwindells’ballsack

    The opossums mom bought him a better lens

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  • http://www.facebook.com/HeadWestProductions Tyler

    crow wins by far. it actually goes back up on its own.

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  • Maine Snow?

    crows way hotter

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  • redhair

    crow takin his tricks to the streets.

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  • http://www.nyan.cat poop

    comment #11: why on earth did you feel the need to use an emoticon on yobeat?

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  • ryan the champion

    The opossum just stood there and still had sick style and its edit was way better, the closing shot was bad ass. The crow’s edit was one fucking continuous shot from a flip phone and it’s inner tubing (gay). Yobeat gets stoked on trash.

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  • corbINC.

    this is tough.

    the opossum’s double neon sweater is some super gaper whack ass shit. but he in noboarding. only core dudes and people who can actually snowboard will ever set foot on a no board.

    the crow is riding some saucer sled garbage. lame. though he is doing it on his own accord, not being forced into it by some yuppie ski hill operators.

    hmmmmm…..

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  • JNEPNATION

    opossum was throwin down hard. mothafucker even had his own season pass. crows style was wack.

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  • dude

    all you hatin ass motherfuckers iz jus jealous cuz these homies iz doin it big out here. i wanted to vote for both, they both will be contenders in next years contest line up.

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  • http://jnepnation.blogspot.com JNEPNATION

    well, since i always run my ass over opossums on the road, i guess ill give back to the opossum community and vote for that swag mother fucking opossum.

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  • opossum

    man, fuck all yall who aint voting for my swag ass. you have no idea how much fucking fun i could have with a banshee bungee?

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  • colin

    vote crow because he hits street features

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  • yobutt

    i do agree that the opossum has more style, however the crow is having waay more fun and doing it on his own accord

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  • colin

    oh also the crow actually wants to be riding not just pushed down the hill

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  • http://bigdirties.blogspot.com DannyG

    the fuck??

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  • Drake

    Well at least if the Opposum falls he can just pretend like he’s dead and make it look way more bad ass.

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  • DJ Skeet

    Crow got dat nappy ass setup! Hook dat nigga up sahn!

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  • http://www.bigdirties.blogspot.com Jerm’s Mom

    The crow worked harder for his shots

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  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv9VKKXwVxU vote opossum

    LMR 4 lyfe. this would be the only edit from that part of PA I’ve seen on here.

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  • squares

    Crow for his street/pow fusion art from. And the board from the future.

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  • http://www.snowboardingexplained.com Alex

    Is it possible that this was not the first time that crow has snowboarded but has had the knowledge handed down to him through generations of crows, making crows the original inventor of a snowboard? and it wasn’t until jake burton bit the head off a snowboarding crow pledging his soul to the devil and in return making millions off the sport.

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  • skilmer

    Opossum speed checked like a bitch.

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  • Kareem Al-asmar

    Why the hell wasn’t the snowboarding Lemur in on this!? That Lemur is the only animal hitting the park.

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  • Renayhasabigdick

    crow is way more hesh

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  • wait

    fuck liberty “mountain”

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  • Tony Danza
  • stingy goose

    Crow! He went for the backcountry shots and hiked. The possum had a lift pass, just pure lazy

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  • Opossum

    Vote this must be the place! They’re my friends and they let me use their really expensive camera

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