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People’s Court: Luci Imbach vs Zoe Mayers vs Haille Soderholm

Now that I’ve absorbed The Peoples Court into my sphere at Yobeat, I thought it wise to change things up and start off strong. What better way to get the attention of a bunch Internet snow dudes than with some girl-on-girl action? But then I thought to myself, two girls one post isn’t that crazy, really. What I need is a third girl! So for this week’s People Court you get to watch and judge the three sisters of the traveling snowpants.

Luci Imbach

Zoe Mayers

Haille Soderhold

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If you think these guys girls suck and you are way better, or you’d just like to be part of the People’s Court, send a link to your video (on vimeo or youtube, please – videos hosted on other platforms will not be be considered) with your name, address, size and a little bit about yourself to [email protected] If you’re chosen for the battle, we’ll send you an email when it goes live. Each week, the battle winner will receive a prize from the YoBeat Store. As of February 2011, the video with the single most vote each calender month will also receive a Banshee Bungee.

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Mandatory Disclaimer: Battles are open to any amateur snowboarder. As long as you are not getting paid by any brand, you are eligible to compete. You may choose your size, but not style (prizes are given away based on availability.) Videos should be submitted by the rider, not the videographer or your asshole friends. But whatever.

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Comments (58)

  1. First two vids are the same?

     
  2. Life would be so much easier if I was a girl. I could be a pro snowboarder global warming not-withstanding, not to mention the boobs.

     
  3. you know yobeat is going to shit when Jerm has privileges

     
  4. Video fixed, my bad. But while I’m commenting, dear AlGore, please refer to this 90s Yobeat gem regarding your statement. Ignore the 90s references, and it all still applies. http://yobeat.com/issue12/girls.htm

     
  5. last one was way better than the other 2.

     
  6. yobeat…… seroiusly dont let jerm run this he almost as worse as the trjp

     
  7. This was so hard to watch. Get Jerm the fuck outta here!

     
  8. The last girl had the best skill but the second girl had some morevstyle, and everyone chill out these girls were better then some of the other posts they have put up

     
  9. yeah ZOE and LUCI. F-team represent.

     
  10. zeachqueen soderholm…zoe mayers fuckin kills shit steezin like jess kimura

     
  11. Fuck Jerm. Also why the fuck can’t I vote on this. Zoe MAYERS!

     
  12. I couldnt make it all the way through any of those videos.
    1st girl had 2 minutes of the same 3 tricks
    2nd girl had better style
    3rd girl needs to never film again with whoever filmed her first halfpipe run

     
  13. ^i think this guys after my job.

     
  14. I would’ve voted for Haille even if her video was only the first three shots. Way better. She actually did tricks.

     
  15. the third one was like the unfunny female version of torstein.net

     
  16. i think fuck jerm shirts need to be made

     
  17. tl;dr version broken down by paragraph-

    -Girl snowboarders can be broken down into easily identifiable streotypes perpetuated by other girls

    -“Brooke” got free stuff but not on account of mad fellatio skillz

    -Girls only do methods because hey, they dont need to do anything more to win. ?????????

    -It’s science?

    -“The female competition scene is just like the popular table at lunch.”

    -Ef the guys we snowboard for other girls

    -Womens snowboard mags are full of tindys

    -Tina B. never did quite figure out the style part….

    Wait, was this supposed to be in defense of girls? Just kidding, it’s all in good fun. There are plenty of lady snowboarders that can shred me and everyone I know a new one, just not many of them.

    Anyways, I vote for the last one on account of her (excuse the pun) man-sized scorpion.

     
  18. haha, wow this guy is a fucking daggit^^

    and did jerm just say this was his job??

     
  19. don’t these girls know that sex sells?

     
  20. These girls kill it harder than a lot of Chadbros that put their baseball bat carrying, pre-pubescent edits on here. That was dope ladies!

     
  21. f00k yah, Z0e is killllllin shit, best style by far. Lucis 5050 on that handrail was too dope though, the last girl has such bitch style, stick to gymnastics!! SK84LYF3!!!

     
  22. i still think my sister rides like no other girl.

     
  23. zeachzeachzeachswivelswivelswivwlcaselandingcaselandingcaselanding

     
  24. last one had my vote til she shaun white-claimed the balls out of that pipe run

     
  25. very nice ladies! I liked Zoe’s style don’t get me wrong buuuut I appreciated Hallie’s variety and all around ability more.

     
  26. all 3 snowboard better than Jerm. they make easy tricks look hard with all that effort needed to stay afloat. 3rd chick had the most variety; spins different ways, rails, pipe, jumps, etc… she wins

     
  27. Luci fuckin Imbach killed it but cant compare. ZOE STEEZY MAYERS fucking killed that shit. great tricks. thug as fuck. mad steeze. 3rd bitch looked like she was a robot. no steeze and she’s one of those cunts who wants to be Sean White. FUCK YEAH ZOE

     
  28. Girl 1- too many 50/50s
    girl 2- better style than the other two
    girl 3- burton junkie

     
  29. Obviously Haille is the best. Hands down.
    Zoe probably just facebooked more people for votes. Bummer.

     
  30. It just does not make sense to me how these videos got posted. If a guy was doing these same tricks in a video, it wouldn’t even make the rejected list. Women’s snowboarding has such a low standard because people like YOU put it there. If you keep on promoting videos of women who ride like that… women’s snowboarding will always be looked at as a joke. Don’t get me wrong there are some dope women riders out there…why don’t you find them? Not this bullshit.

     
  31. Yea of course women are not even close to as good as men in snowboarding. But how does this surprise anyone. Women are not as good as men at anything. Women have smaller brains then men its like trying to compare a cow to a horse its just never gona be the same.

     
  32. even Halve Neuro has more skills than these noobs

     
  33. why arent these bitchez in kitchenz?

     
  34. isabella…..go make a sandwich you poop

     
  35. Muffins you piece of shit pussy. Hiding your name…your probably too busy having a but sex sandwich party with the tranny finders.

    Poop? What are you, 12?

     
  36. How am I supposed to make my completely biased decision without seeing some head shots first?

     
  37. What kind of kitchen is that?

     
  38. i think i might be mentally retarded

     
  39. since when are women allowed outside without proper male supervision?

     
  40. ZOE’S ONLY WINNING BECAUSE ITS MOTHA FUCKIN GUCCI TIME!!!

    FUCK

     
  41. I think that any snowboarding girl that rides rails and does airs is killing it. Great to see the women’s snowboarding scene growing…and doing it urban too. All you hateful tweeners are upset because they make your weiners feel smaller when they do better than you. Buck up little haters and learn ALL aspects of snowboarding before you proclaim yourself the grandmaster of snow.

     
  42. Goddamn hoes stay in the goddamn kitchen.

     
  43. I have respect for female boarders that know how to show respect. I find that on average 8.7/10 female riders do one of the following: suck and get in the way, get pissed off if you fly by them, go up to the mountains to get attention and try to look cute with their bear ear flap hoodies. Here’s an idea, stay in your natural habitat…i.e. The mall, downtown, kitchens(jk). Seriously though it’s a joke how pussy so many girls are. Then there’s the other side of the spectrum with the angry fem boarders who think they’re hot shit because they can hit a 15 footer with a safety grab. Keep it real and others will too. Don’t get me wrong, guys are just as guilty as girls at being douche nozzles on the slopes. Just keep in mind that strapping on to a long board does not add inches to your dick or tits(ladies).

     

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