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The Jerm Edit

Internet celebrity is a funny thing. You can earn it for being good at something, but more often, it comes with less desirable attributes. In Jerm’s case, “celebrity” is debatable, but if you frequent any website that posts videos of snowboarding, you probably know the name. Easily the most frequent commenter on this site, it was time to see if it was just all talk. So we told Jerm, stop filming first person cooking with that GoPro and put it in the hands of the kids you are allegedly teaching — let’s see this shit! But posting the Jerm edit without a little commentary wouldn’t be right, so we recruited a few of those subjected to him the past to offer their thoughts on the Jerm Edit.


I’m just gonna get straight to the point here. This little movie you seem to have made is most likely blowing some peoples’ minds right about now. Not only can you write a good summary on some lame edit or post witty comments, you can also do some pretty sweet maneuvers on that snowboard of yours, but you definitely could have caught the tranny just a tad bit more on that downflatdown. You’re good at jumping over rails and to the ends of them, so I’m thinking you were a Track and Field kid during high school. I’m probably right. I’ve always gotten the “athlete” impression from you. Even though there’s solid maneuvers, this edit is pretty bland, and the song doesn’t really help, but the SAGA outerwear sure does! I give this a C+. There is much more room for improvement, and Jerm, you should have capitalized on it. That’s all for now.


Andrew Nagel.

First off Jerm, you’re not at Bear Mountain in a Transworld Sunday in the Park video, stop trying to do little wallride tappy things at the end of every rail. And I bet you rewind your stiffy at 0:36 over and over so you can get a stiffy.

that is all. — Seamus Foster.

“Ah yes, the infamous ‘Jerm’. Most of the time this cyber-terrorist can be found ruthlessly scouring the online snowboarding community attempting to single-handedly shatter the hopes and dreams young snowboarders. After years of furiously working his frustrated fingers across the keyboard of hatred, Jerm finally caught a break along with a reason to take his hands out of his pants and go snowboarding. What was his motivation one might ask? Free outerwear. Free Saga outerwear. About 4 or 5 retaliation comments deep on his “Rejected Edits” write-up, Jerm replied, “Smerc youd turn down free outerwear? or are you still on that “skiing is gay” thing? its all the same and all dumb.” Well, that’s funny. I know plenty of snowboarders, including myself, who would rather ride naked then look like a carbon copy of every freeskier and their sister at Park City. Now I could sit and hate all day long, be a hypocrite, and not give your snowboarding any justice, but that wouldn’t be fair.

First off, excellent song choice. It’s very fast paced and inspiring, yet, not too distracting from the riding. I can appreciate your creativity and the desire to snowboard in an uncommon fashion, hitting features in unexpected ways. What’s the term? Skate-influenced? You had some really nice presses in there for sure. I’ve yet to see someone press an Amplid like that. Nice work. Towards the end you did a really smooth frontside invert… just a few more inches and you would have made it to the coping, Tony. And I’m glad you gave some time for the music to play out after that last bangin’ line… really had to let that one process. On the bright side, it looked like you and all your friends were having a great time riding together and that’s all that matters.” -Andrew Aldridge

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Comments (121)

  1. hahahaha, at least he can back his rude comments with his snowboarding? NOT!!! HA HA HA go die!

  2. jerm seriously wears saga? he should be ashamed to call himself a snowboarder.

  3. get a better filmer

  4. jumping over stuff and trying to weird shit doesnt work when you dress like a skier in neon and wear a helmet. and suck.

  5. i dont care how good he is, his comments are funny. but you totally should have let me review that. it only requires one word:

  6. Snowboarders dont like saga?? Jerm rips. Good work buddy

  7. hahahahahaha you kids don’t know that their’s other snowboarders that wears saga and they really know how to snowboard.

  8. it’s not like you that wears tight pants and wide stance and doesnt bend knees. if you hate on it so much upstate make a edit of you shredding and we will judge who’s the better person. also fuck you.

  9. yea, we are sick.

  10. I’ve often thought to myself “I bet I’m better than this Jerm kid” and after watching this edit I have proof.

    PS: Upstate Mike rips shit and would also beat the living piss out of anyone who says otherwise hahahaha

  11. jerm probably will make you look bad with the bag of tricks he has. don’t hate on what he wears because his actually wearing outerwear. also dont hate on him as well because your probably nowhere near with what jerm does. THE END

  12. Yea, we are sick. listen to saga2

  13. hahahahahaha so this is the new future of Ski and Snowboard club vail? I think he’s a coach there…. what a terrible hire for a coach, a dickhead internet commenter that does wannabe creative tricks. Isn’t SSCV all about creating olympians?

  14. also icecoasting it

    yeah upstate might kill it on boxes, but thats not anything near like i said again to what jerm does.

    to make this a fair game

    if your so oh upstatemike is this and that tell him to make a edit and like i said again we will see who’s the better person.

  15. Throw jerm and upstatemike in the peoples court. Then well decide whether or not to drop jerm if he loses.

  16. @yeahhhhhhhh

    hey forest bailey does creative wannabe tricks as well. are you calling everyone that does creative wannabe tricks lame. hmmmm at least there having fun on their snowboard than every kid that tries the same tricks as every other kid in the park. do you even know how to use your edges? let me guess i guess not.

  17. hope you all enjoyed the few runs i made the 11yr old i coach film me while i was at working getting paid.

  18. p.s. im into the reviews, pretty solid. except for seamus. so only people from bear mtn can ride the way they want now?

  19. p.s. im so cool!!! everyone watch my edit!!!

  20. Anyone know if he can do a whole rail?

  21. yes he can do a whole rail. i seen it in action. can you do a whole rail?

  22. i thought jerm would ride camber.

  23. An 11 year old, huh? I was wondering why all the shots were a good 10-20 feet farther away than they should have been.

  24. alright jerm. we get it. you’re the almighty god of all that is snowboarding and nobody will ever be on the level that you’re on. its cool to bash snowboarding…….NOT. oh and its cool for you to critique what everyones doing in their videos but when someone says your tappy gay wallride things are dumb you get butthurt? ah wait, its fine, you’re jerm: the god of the yobeat comment-board.

  25. jerm day in life? make it happen yobeat

  26. nice 5050’s, grindin a rail perpendicular is your next step your almost there big guy!

  27. n maybe if you stopped molesting children up they butt they could hold a steady camera

  28. Man I hate to say it Jerm, but that tripod at 0:48 was pretty weak… You need to plant both hands solid, really stretch that shit out and hold it for a second before you pop out of it… And for god sakes will you start from the top of at least one rail? I mean shit, you skip the entire fun part of that kink every time!

    Other than that, not bad

  29. @saga2

    Forest Bailey alo goes way bigger than anyone I know. So he can pretty much do whatever he wants

  30. Whats with this hating on our boy jerm? He probably rides better than you kooks, post your video then.

  31. why don’t you hit some real jumps? there were some cool manuevers in there though

  32. Vail has a really weird park. Just sayin.

  33. Please don’t call it a “grind” in snowboarding… that’s just so wrong on so many levels…

    That should catch me up

  34. How can people hate – if he rode my mountain he’d be the coolest ski, I mean snowboard instructor in town…I mean shit, he’d prolly get a Burton Pro-Form Card he’s so cool. No no no, we all know he doesn’t suck – yet not at all impressive. He’ll have a place in the internet bro-fest forever – I say hate on Jerm

  35. who the fuck said snowboarding should have a coach anyways? what is this basketball?

  36. well that was sad. I feel kinda bad for this jerm guy

  37. looks like you guys fucked up on your rejected edits for the week

  38. click my username for jerms own PRO MODEL STICKER!!! this shit is hot so get them while you can!
    sogay outerwear: an apparel company for the markest of mark asses.

  39. we do not endorse this person.

  40. if this was at work, I don’t think that the 11 y/o parents would be too thrilled that he had him film for multiple runs through vail’s long terrain park. They are paying thousands of dollars. He is also not wearing the SSCV coaches uniform, what a pure lyin’ scoundrel.

  41. Dear Saga,

    Go fuck yourself, and I’ll have an edit up in a few days.

  42. hahahahaha classic!!! saw this one coming..

    and andrew tell it how it is man ..

  43. this is whack on so many levels… Jerm now that I know your a kook and can’t snowboard, your words mean nothing. As if they ever did. mark ass……

  44. ….jerm is homies with the crew that are apparently “the only people who can do those tricks”….and chances are you had never heard of him before yobeat…..the dude kills it with some solid solid style

  45. Yeah Jerm! So fresh/so hesh at the same time! And why the saga hate? I’m not a big fan of that particular jacket, but they do have some really clean looking stuff

  46. jerm get your head outta your ass you herbcake.

  47. i cant stop cutting my wrist’s. they are bleeding really bad now…

  48. i agree with ^turd ferg… too many god damn coaches in snowboarding these days. jerm your edit sucked. the song was irritating, the filming was poor, and the riding was annoying and pitiful.

  49. You all need to stop hating. Especially the tools who have the balls to make their name “KeafDaSpleaf” and expect people to assume you’re good at anything besides blazing and trying to be in the next F.O.D.T. video with your open jacket and Rasta colors. Jerm is a good friend of mine and is teaching kids half your age how to do double corks. He was my coach for a day at Nationals in CO and I got first place. And for you “turd ferguson” snowBOARDING doesn’t need coaching, snowBOARDERS need coaching. You obviously need a personal “coach” in English class. Learn proper grammar you dipshit. After a few runs of messing around in an absolutely mediocre park, you’re all blowing him up with so much hate but you just look ridiculous. Jerm is my boy and his style is ill whether it be how he rides or how he dresses. That’s the beauty of snowboarding. You can wear whatever and ride however the hell you want to without blog trolls riding your dick. There’s no wrong way to have fun. Keep killing it and getting famous Jerm. I love how angry you’re making these novices.

  50. the only reason you get hooked up by saga is because anyone who’s actually legit would turn that gay ass skier bullshit down.

  51. is he also teaching these kids how to begin the day with alcoholic energy drinks and to post countless mean comments about fellow snowboards on the internet?

  52. reverse camber presses don’t count… pussy

  53. I agree snowboarding shouldn’t have coaching(this should be a poll).

  54. hey dave, what my comment meant was “why are coaches involved in the sport of snowboarding”…get off your high horse douche bag

  55. coaches in snowboarding is like shaun white using a foam pit to learn tricks…

  56. hahaha. what the fuck is “saga”??? literally have no idea what it is. is it skier outerwear? cause if so then it makes sense why he looks like a skier.

    i’d “make an edit” and “post it up” if i actually gave a fuck and still made edits of myself like a 15 year old. it wouldnt be lame park laps if i did, i’ll tell ya that much.

    coaches in snowboarding are the fucking downfall of the sport. i literally have no respect what so ever for anything you will ever say about anyone, ever, because you’re a fucking snowboard coach.

    i’m gonna go train, i mean snowboard.

  57. this is better than a park edit…

  58. remember when people just liked to have fun snowboarding and actually threw each other GOOD vibes…

  59. David V I agree with a lot of what your saying, but this guy had it coming.

  60. Andrew Nagel has no room to talk… he fuckin sucks

  61. Jerm is real, I’m just glad you are not a stupid gypsy. There is way too many stupid gypsies. Stop falling off of rails in stylish rails and stomp that shit.

  62. ok damn i didnt know this will extend to 69 comments.


    hey also didn’t you know that jerm is actual friends with forest bailey. no i didn’t think so. i seen forest go big and do what jerm does as well, so i don’t know what your trying to say here. just stop commenting please.

    also for anyone that doesn’t know saga is a company out of utah that supports both skiers and snowboarders if you guys didn’t know. no there not stupid and really they work really well compare to jeans and such.

    also upstate make a edit and let yobeat put it up on the People’s Court and we will see who’s the better snowboarder.

  63. it amazes me how people working in companies still haven’t learned not to comment when their company is getting’s just embarassing. and as for jerm, he has hated on countless edits better than his and it’s obvious that if he chose to post this he would get some, so no need to get butthurt. oh and the fact that he looks like a skier shouldn’t matter, but it’s really hard not to make fun of it

  64. If these are actual saga reps commenting back against the words of a child you guys suck even more thian I imagined. And sick name drop. Too bad forest Bailey is a real snowboarder and would never wear your gay shit.

  65. Gonna go on record with this… Nike makes footballs and baseball hats… Saga makes ski shit. Stand up for our shit and fuck outsiders.. Thought that is why we are all here. Now go buy something.

  66. God skaters are right.. Snowboarders suck. Hate on Bush or the superbowl haha or saga too.

  67. Everyone on here is a bunch of limp dick retards and need to calm down. It doesn’t matter what brand you ride as long as it’s warm and comfortable. As for Jerm if you’re gonna shit on almost every decent edit and then post something of the same quality that’s just ass backwards. I’m not saying you’re bad, but if you’re going to post something, do a good job of it and not film yourself hopping over and on to the very end of rails.

  68. Dear Dave (or David V?),
    Last time someone got on to anyone on this site about grammar, they were shunned from the snowboarding community forever. Are you going to be the next douche? Also… it is a known fact that most coaches can’t even do the tricks they teach, therefor him being a snowboard coach doesn’t mean anything. The only thing he is good at is bashing edits with no justification for his right to do so. We all know you and your butt buddy Jerm are pros, but this edit is pretty good. Cool but weird tricks, okay music, and funny coach outerwear. I give it a C-/D+ for effort. Now you are on your way to glory jerm! Keep it up, you might just advance from coach to student soon!

  69. Andrew Aldridge, this is your mother speaking! I really don’t think you were very nice to that other fellow. All you boys need to be nicer to one another! Come into the house honey, I’ve got juiceboxes and pb&j’s with the crust cut off, just the way you like it.

  70. i doubt any of these comments are hurting jerms feelings. he wouldnt give yobeat an edit to post if he didnt expect a shitstorm of hate. after all, he is THE snowboarding community’s internet hater. so basically, all you people crying let jerm win.
    as for saga, just please stop defending yourself and jerm…. thats humiliating

  71. Jerm, do another edit, silence the haters, it seems (atleast hopefully) like you were messing around somewhat, you should post up a more solid edit.

  72. mn you got it exactly right. the jerm edit has been requested time and time again. so with my new yobeat semi status i decided to give the internet what it wanted. and now some 80 comments later its turned into the gayest thing in snowboarding, just like i expected it would.

  73. oh and master of poop, i wasnt just messing around. this is for the most part how i would ride on a normal day. it is what it is, if people arent into it oh well, im not worried. i just try to keep it clean and interesting.

  74. If you’re going to generate so much negativity on the internet, perhaps you should try actually hitting a feature. It’s evident from your edits that you suck worse than many of the people you hate on, which makes me question what’s wrong with you? Are you that bitter you suck? Is your penis in fact that small? Did your Daddy hit you too much as a child? Regardless of your reason for finding flaws in every edit, your comments are barely amusing. Don’t get off on your yobeat fame too much; At the end of the day, you will remain a nobody and a loser.

  75. @saga2
    I seriously hope you’re not an official representative for Saga because if you are my first impression of the company would be that it’s completely retarded… I mean seriously, I know you want to wrap yourself up in Jerms scrotum like it’s some kind of blanket, but did you seriously just try to say he’s on the same level as Forest Bailey? I mean, Jerms cool and all, I like reading his comments, but if he were on the same level as Forest don’t you think he’d be doing a little more with his talents than riding for your company while coaching for Vail and making hate comments on obscure internet message boards?

    Seriously, Forest is way above Jerm’s skill level. Until I see JERM stomp a 20ft high double-backflip off a 4ft high stall wall, he won’t even come close.

  76. I’m not saying it sucked… I’m just saying if we’re comparing this edit to Forest Bailey, you’re more of an RC Cola than a Coke

  77. Saga is the illest outwear out. get yours.

  78. @jimbo

    oh i got something for you. SUCK IT you KOOK.

  79. Wow, that last comment was pure gold, you sure showed me… maybe there’s a career in the witty-internet-comment-board industry for you after all

  80. You can say whatever you want “Jerm” is causing a lot of comments to come in and it is once again another week of laughing

  81. we’ll see if jerm still has a job after all this.

  82. hahaha jerm i loved this…it shows what snowboardins about, havin a good ass time

  83. i was going to watch the superbowl, but i read all these comments instead.

  84. Are these real Saga rep comments? Cause I dont know shit about your company but if your on here defending this then you are retarded and should just stick to skiing. Maybe in a couple years you can steal the who hesh thing and have hesh skiers all over, then snowboaders can create a new persona. As for this edit. Meh.. its not the worst way to spend 1:12. Jerm you really a coach? can you teach me how to get fired from my job?

  85. I love it how some people take some things in here so seriously… If you haven’t yet, you’ve got to re-read all these comments from first to last… pure comedy gold

  86. haha this is amazing. down for this edit btw


  88. I reapetedly found my head tilted to the right, trying to keep it level. That filmer has some work to do.

  89. Punkrock jerm would kick this jerks ass.
    You guys fucking love it

  90. i’m with rav, this is amazing and i enjoyed this edit.

  91. I’m with Griffindor on this one. Maybe if my neck wasn’t sore after watching this edit, I might like it a bit more.

  92. yaaa jerm nice edit. killing it. fuck all these brighton faggots

  93. Jerm has a bad case of “pussy-legs”. It looks like he has to try oh so very hard to get his little body off the ground

  94. HAHA i cant believe jerm rides rocker.what a pussy

  95. jerm, i will give it to you: you do have one of the best shifty’s ive ever seen on a rail

  96. i love how much everyone is hating on skiing, but you all sound as fucking retarded as kids on, the shithole of dumbass skiers.

  97. Just a heads up guys “jerm” is about 26ish and is damn good at snowboarding. I have ridden with him at windells, he coaches there and he is better than every single person on this comment board. He had a video part FROM 4 YEARS AGO This debate shouldn’t really be happening, the guy doesn’t care what any of you think and I can tell you right now that he is loving this outcry against him right now. Jerm accept my friend request on facebook already, I know that you read this and I know you know who this is.

  98. ^what a loser

  99. still waiting on that friend request

  100. Haha. I would have never posted an edit like this of myself. I dont care how high an opinion you have of yourself. Mediocre riding to shitty music. Even if the intent here was irony it was a miserable failure. Ironic videos only work if youre killing it so hard that everyone overlooks the music. Unfortunately, bumping into a couple knee high rails and dragging your tail over a knuckle doesnt qualify as impressive riding in my book. Epic fail. At least this allows the snowboarding community to take your comments with a grain of salt. You telling someone that they are bad at snowboarding is about the equivalent of a third string QB giving advice to Tom Brady. They can both play the game but sometimes maybe its better if you just sit down and shut the fuck up.

  101. so i mean, i’m backing Jerm.
    this was hip as fuck, and he’s got steeze

  102. This nigga is so bitchmade. ridin at vail and shit, hatin on people all the time. nice helmet breh. did it come with a sweet team jersey? have you ever hit a handrail or even shoveled your own spot? i just really can’t look at a shit park edit and give this kid any daps. such a slap in the face to anyone that spends 2-3 hours getting a spot ready and standing around in the cold all day for a 3 second clip that you feel wasn’t up to your ‘park robot’ standards. anyone can ride a park guy, go out and shovel a spot, make an edit on that, then send it in.

  103. that makes me seem like an asshole, but dude. come on. rich vail kid hatin on everyone? thats been played since the early 90’s.

  104. ^just lived in vail for work. used to hit hand rails and do all that shit in vt . and youre hating on helmets? thats just ignorant. not trying to get any “daps” from anyone, just being me.

  105. jerm $hreds vail and wears saga.



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