Not so long ago you were rarely forced to watch everyone one else ride powder. This was mainly because riding powder is too fun to be bothered with filming it. It’s just not worth sitting around to film while your friend does a perfect pow slash, and even if you are that big of a nerd, you didn’t want to bring out the camera and get it buried in snow. But as we all well know, GoPros have changed all that, and now it’s easier than ever to film yourself, your friends, and your stupid pow turns. So guess what! No one REALLY wants to watch you ride powder. In fact, as fun as it is to do is EXACTLY how NOT fun it is to watch. (Not to mention you are clearly only filming it to make everyone else jealous, jerk.) For that reason, we’re officially rejecting every pow edit we were sent this week, right here, right now!
I Like White Stuff in my Mouth by Critters
The Critters Crew is really taking this whole homo eroticism thing that seems to be so popular right now to the next level with that title. It even starts out kinda funny. But then, it’s mostly a video of them doing powder turns with a camera in their hands, and I’m not there, so I don’t care!
One Run at Snoqualmie by Jacob Mandell
Jacob took a pow run at Snoqualmie. Do you feel like you were there!? Nah, I feel like I am sitting on my ass staring at a computer screen, too. Thanks for rubbing it in Jacob.
Backyard Blizzard by Aaron Miller
Aaron now lives in the Pacific Northwest, so this video of him working so hard to get a single pow slash in his parents’ backyard in West Virginia is actually sort of amusing. But technically, it’s still a pow edit. Sorry bro.
Happy Holidays from NARK
Watching people’s faces as they ride pow is so boring, I don’t even want to watch SWEET PROS do it. They make it to the park eventually (marginally more entertaining, I suppose), but you might want to skip ahead to that part…
Solitude Edit by Sam Tischler
Between the music and weird lip licking thing, this video actually gives new meaning to the term “snowboard porn.” So just watch real porn instead.
Happy Holidays from NO WAY
OK, so this isn’t powder. In fact, these guys were definitely riding the park when there was no shortage of powder around, which makes me almost as angry as watching powder edits. However, today is technically the last day of the “holidays” and Andrew bribed me to post it with a Bearoctoshark, so I am making an exception.
So that’s it. Sorry for the lack of polls this week, they are kind of a pain to post and it’s a damn holiday. You’ll have to make due in the comments instead.