Apparently, this guy.
Matt Lei was looking for an innovative way to score a position at Burton Snowboards because “I’ve really identified with the Burton signature line and to me it’s the only way to be successful today.” He’s even gone so far as to send the marketing department a pizza with his custom made stickers in hopes of locking down a position. But we checked and as marketing jobs go at the big B, they are few and far between. There’s that social media manager that has turned into a “Digital Marketing Manager,” but let’s be realisitic… Here are a few open jobs we think Matt would be great for!
Of course, he’d have to find hot chicks to follow him around and tell you to buy the products.
Is he qualified for this? Not a chance in hell, but nerds don’t usually have to know how to snowboard.
This is a coveted position at the Wrentham, MA outlet store. Matt, we think you’d do great there!
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