We here at the n00b held a private brainstorming session late last night (translation: drank cheap wine and watched “Knocked Up” again). What we realized during this intense meeting of minds was that we don’t really know the history of snowboarding.
Here we were, telling you people how to fix your slang (twice ), what some of the emerging trends are in snowboarding, teaching you how to take kick-ass pictures and calling out Danny Kass for saying stupid shit, and we don’t even know snowboarding’s roots!Â What a bunch of n00bs, right?Â w00t.
So we went to the ultimate compendium for snowboarding knowledge: the YoBeat archives. Now, here’s a disclaimer, we got really stuck in there because there’s so much ridiculous bullshit.Â Apparently snowboarding is full of emo-hating ex-skateboarders (we can’t say we were surprised, but the transparency is astonishing!)
But we found one thing we found to be pretty interesting, a little thing called the Blue Lodge.
What we’ve been able to put together so far are the following items of note:
That’s enough of this stupid list. But fear not, for we at the n00b are going to make this a serial. Even if we come up with something funnier to write about, we’ll have a little snippet of snowboarding’s sordid history, via the YoBeat back issues.
If you are really into this Blue Lodge thing, here’s a gallery of photosÂ we got from some guy Mike Parziale.